i dreamed . . .

. . . we watched in horror as a young woman's long blond hair became tangled in a large rotating contraption of wooden spindles and grinding knives on the first floor of a cruise ship.

project houndstooth

photo: jetheriot

This is a mock-up of a painting project in progress.

e-flatulence

The 21st century has given birth to a new kind of flatulence. Burps and bleeps slip out of our personal electronic devices like farts from a too-loose sphincter. Call it e-flatulence.

this car

This car moves only forward, and the past keeps slipping away, taunting us in the rear view mirror. Sparkling, it teases us.

generosity

Generosity isn't about gift-giving or the sharing of material wealth.

dear mrs. theriot

When I was a baby, my mom took me to my sister's third grade class for show-and-tell. This is what three of her classmates wrote.

easter spontaneous

photo: jetheriot

barbie leg keychain

photo: jetheriot

the picture spot

photo: sue theriot

ideal doll head

photo: jetheriot

these pumpkins are more like wildflowers

illustration by richard ramirez

Proposed cover art for my collection of 500 dreams. I'm thinking of doing both a gigantic hardcover edition - 16 by 24 inches - in an extremely limited edition, five or ten copies maybe, as well as a paperback version.

i dreamed . . .

. . . an obese goddess wore a canvas jumper with the silhouette of a petite goddess painted on the front of it in navy blue paint.

plastic cowboy

photo: jetheriot

me, myself & iPhone

photo: jetheriot

i dreamed . . .

. . . I drank a glass of invisible thorn juice.The glass looked empty, so I picked it up thinking it was lighter than it actually was, and some thorn juice spilled out.