A COW makes milk. Then the cow makes more milk. Then the cow needs milking, so you milk it. Now the cow is milked.
Monday, March 26, 2012
One great thing about medication prescriptions is that they're standardized. There's a blank where the doctor fills in the name of the patient, an empty space where he writes out how many pills to take and how many times a day to take them, and a blank where he signs his name. The symbols may seem strange, but they have precise meanings, and they communicate very specific instructions.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
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Saturday, March 17, 2012
I went to Magick Cauldron a couple of days ago to buy a magic wand. I walked up to the woman behind the counter and asked her where her wands were. She said, "What kind of wands?" I was flummoxed. I held my hands about a foot apart to show her what size I was looking for. She said, "Wooden? Metal?" She seemed exasperated by my magic wand ignorance.